Q:  So what's the idea then?

A:  If you haven't been before then I'm not telling you now.

 

Q:  What happens if I don't like drinking games?

A:  Don't attend.

 

Q:  How much money will I need?

A:  Depends on how much you want to drink. At least £20 for the swear pot.

 

Q:  Will I get really lashed?

A:  Short and simple. Yes.

 

Q: If I meet a young lady who is really fit, and leave the boys,

    and then wake up the next morning to find that the beer

    goggles have worn off, what comeback would I get from the

    boys?

A: Please read the rules of the day before attending.

 

Q: Is there anything I need to know before the day?

A: Yes - do a lot of overtime in November to finance it, and appoligise to your family,friends and loved ones in advance as you will not be made responsible for your actions on the day.